1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:05,000 The following programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,480 Rom and I are in Monaco, 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,960 teaming up with the Mercedes F1 team, 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,120 to find out where we'd fit in... 5 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,560 I can't hear a word. 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,880 ..in one of the world's fastest sports. 7 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,400 ROMESH: But so far, it was harder than we'd thought. 8 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,680 Where's Lewis? 9 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,800 Missed it! Was that him? 10 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,520 And to make matters worse, in just a few days, 11 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:34,080 I would be taking my first ever manual driving test. 12 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,760 Hang on, do I have to put the� 13 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,360 (CAR STUTTERS, STOPS) 14 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,280 OK. 15 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,320 This week, it's race weekend. 16 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,400 When I was younger, I used to squeeze my nipples 17 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,440 when I was excited. I'd go like that. 18 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,200 As the celebrities descend onto Monaco, 19 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,720 we hang out with one of F1's brightest stars. 20 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,800 That's my brace from when I was a kid. Bit of banter. 21 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,880 And Rob Beckett finally takes his manual driving test. 22 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,160 (JUDDERING) Right, why is this happening? 23 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,240 It's fifth gear. It's fifth gear, OK. 24 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:13,120 (SOFT MEDITERANEAN MUSIC) 25 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,440 With less than a week until Rob's driving test in the UK, 26 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,039 we still had some work to do to get him up to the standard 27 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,240 expected by Romesh Ranganathan's fast pass school. 28 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,280 He'd shown he was semi-competent in a manual car, 29 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:29,120 so I was gonna make my final lesson the toughest one yet. 30 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,000 (SINGING IN FRENCH) 31 00:01:32,039 --> 00:01:34,880 Romesh Ranganathan's fast pass driving school, 32 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,560 you don't learn in a piece of crap, you learn in your dream car, 33 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,400 which is why I've sorted this out. It's a beauty, innit? Look at this. 34 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,640 We'll pull into this car park to do the reverse bay park. 35 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,520 Right. So, I've gotta park in a bay. That bay? 36 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,360 Reverse park in a bay. Who's he?That is Eric. 37 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,840 Because you had a go at me last time about me not knowing 38 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,920 what I was doing, I thought I'd get some extra help. 39 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,960 Also, we have to do it for the insurance, so... 40 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,520 What, is he a driving instructor? 41 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,680 No. Yeah, of course he's a driving instructor. 42 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,640 I've not just� I didn't just Google Erics in Monaco. 43 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,440 He doesn't look like a driving instructor. 44 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:10,320 Tell me what a driving instructor looks like. 45 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,520 He looks like a baddie from Grand Theft Auto Vice City. 46 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,480 That's exactly the sort of person you want teaching you to drive.OK. 47 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,720 Eric and I would be assisting Rob. Bonjour. 48 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,160 Bonjour, je m'appelle Romesh. 49 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,840 As he tried to reverse park 50 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:24,079 between two eye-wateringly expensive supercars. 51 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:28,000 A BMW worth �144,000, 52 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,160 and a Ferrari worth 210,000. 53 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,600 With Rob's dream Mercedes valued at 152 grand, 54 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,560 the fate of half a million pounds' worth of cars 55 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,520 now rested in Rob Beckett's hands. 56 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,320 But if he could park here, he could park anywhere. 57 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,360 This does feel like the most insanely high-pressured parking. 58 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,120 I wouldn't park between those two cars in my own car. 59 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,680 You drive? 60 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,960 Automatic. 61 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,640 OK! (LAUGHTER) 62 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,840 (PLAYFUL, UPBEAT MUSIC) 63 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,240 Remember about biting point? No. Right. 64 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,600 Whenever you're ready. OK, good. 65 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,640 Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow! 66 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,960 Right. OK, this is good. 67 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,080 OK. That's good. Right, now I've gotta go backwards. 68 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,840 (ENGINE REVS) Fuck. Right. 69 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,400 I don't know how to go backwards. 70 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,480 Put it into reverse. Is that in reverse? 71 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,440 Handbrake on, handbrake on, handbrake on. 72 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,360 I hate this. I really� I'm so hot. 73 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,440 Wait 'til you find your biting point. 74 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,920 Is that banter 'cause of my teeth, or is that what it's called? 75 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,079 That is what it's called. 76 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,880 Wait 'til you find your goofy bucktooth point.Whoa. 77 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,640 Sorry. Can you feel it going? 78 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,840 Let the clutch up as well as the accelerator. 79 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,040 Feels like you're giving it quite a lot of juice there. 80 00:03:37,079 --> 00:03:39,440 There you go, there you go, there you go! That's the ticket. 81 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,480 OK.Fucking hell! There you go, good, good, good. 82 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,400 OK, you've stalled it.Yeah. OK. Handbrake on. 83 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,000 That was a good little first go through, weren't it? Weren't it? 84 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:49,320 Respect, yeah? Yes, Eric. Right, OK. Right, what do I do again? 85 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,720 Key on. Yeah. 86 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:51,800 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 87 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,800 So, you've found your goofy tooth point. 88 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,000 Yeah. I think I've found it. OK.No, I haven't found it. 89 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:59,320 OK. So, arm brake's on, here it is. 90 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,520 OK. Arm brake? 91 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,920 Arm brake. Well, it's more arm than hand. 92 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,200 Really getting into it. OK. OK, go for it. 93 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,720 There you go. That's the ticket. OK, you've stalled it again. 94 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,240 I just need a moment. 95 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,200 This is so horrible. Listen. 96 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:20,000 Before you carry on, you wouldn't normally be allowed this amount 97 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,720 of time to reverse into the bay. But don't� Look, it doesn't matter. 98 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,120 Don't put pressure on me. Right, that's in reverse. 99 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,600 Handbrake on. Biting point. 100 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,960 There we go, that's the� OK, you've stalled it again. 101 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,120 So, handbrake back on. Put the brake on. 102 00:04:32,159 --> 00:04:33,680 I don't even know what I'm doing here. 103 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,360 I've not even turned it on and it's going. 104 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,400 That's 'cause you've got the handbrake off. Rob! 105 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,240 Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob. It's not turning it. 106 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,080 What is it, 'cause it's in reverse? 107 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,480 No, it's 'cause you've not put� you've got no handbrake on. 108 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,880 What are you doing? What are you doing? OK, go. 109 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,840 Gas, biting point. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 110 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,440 Why have you let go of the accelerator?I don't know. 111 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,600 Why do you keep taking your foot off the accelerator? 112 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,480 I'm so hot. I'm actually dripping with sweat. 113 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,000 We say more gas, you're not giving it any gas at all. 114 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,840 And now this has taken so� It's getting quite embarrassing now. 115 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,640 OK, go. Don't be scared of the accelerator, 116 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,600 don't be scared of the accelerator, don't be scared of the accelerator, 117 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,000 don't be scared of � Fucking hell. 118 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,720 I keep taking my foot off the accelerator. 119 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,360 The hotel guests seem angry as well. There's three cabs waiting. 120 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,760 I would be if I was them. OK. Ready? 121 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,160 Right. Oh, no, it's like flies round shit, British people. 122 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,560 They've found us. Look. They've certainly found the shit. 123 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,360 You're alright on this side, OK? Am I?Yeah, 124 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,520 so just worry about that side. For God's sake. 125 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,120 Got it in reverse? Gas. Go. 126 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,440 You've got this. (CRUNCH) 127 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,680 Oh! 128 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,960 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 129 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,120 This is bad. 130 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,760 What did you hit? The Ferrari. 131 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,720 I can't look at it. 132 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,320 I don't know what to do. 133 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,960 Oh, shit! (LOW, TENSE MUSIC) 134 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,360 Rob, take it� take it forward. Rob, take it forward? 135 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,400 How? 136 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,160 Rob, it's actually causing more damage as it stays stationary. 137 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,120 OK, there you go. Stop, stop, stop. 138 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:15,520 Hm. I think we should stop the driving lesson. 139 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,840 OK. Builders are clapping. 140 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,040 Don't look at that one! 141 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,680 That is bad. 142 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,520 How much do you reckon that's worth? 143 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,840 That's bits of the brake light there. 144 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,560 This is the worst thing I've ever done. 145 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:43,120 I knew that would happen. You hit it so hard! 146 00:06:43,159 --> 00:06:46,240 You kept on telling me gas! Not into a car! 147 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,680 I feel sick. That is bad, isn't it? 148 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,280 Oh, for fuck's sake. 149 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,240 Bad? (SPEAKS FRENCH) 150 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,080 We've had some low moments, 151 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:01,360 but this was going to be our most expensive cock-up to date. 152 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,120 (TENSE MUSIC) 153 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,480 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 154 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,000 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 155 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,080 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 156 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,720 (MUSIC ENDS) 157 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,320 You got a pen and paper? 158 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,160 What you gonna do, leave a note? Yeah. 159 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,520 What's the note say? 'We're leaving the country'? 160 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,560 He's probably good for it though, ain't he? 161 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,720 'Pardon.' Pardon, is it? 162 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,160 Je suis desole. Je suis desole. 163 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,920 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 164 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,720 Are we just gonna leave then? Yeah. 165 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,680 Eric, getaway. Yeah. 166 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,080 While the team sorted out the insurance claim, 167 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,400 it was time for us to head back to the racetrack, 168 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,520 as we were off to meet one of Mercedes 169 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,159 and F1's hottest properties: George Russell. 170 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:51,360 With 11 podiums, and a victory at Sao Paulo by his early 20s, 171 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:55,200 he's already cemented himself as a future star of the sport. 172 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,880 We'd be joining him in a special autograph session. 173 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,080 Hello George. Oh! 174 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,920 He had a mountain of merch to sign. Speed up, speed up! 175 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,400 Right, OK. Alright. 176 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,360 Feel like I'm just working in a factory with you. 177 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,360 And given how things had gone when we interviewed Lewis... 178 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,280 I mean, Monaco. 179 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,200 That was random. Yeah, it was, wasn't it? 180 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,560 ..I'd made sure this time I'd done my homework. 181 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,800 Did you have to do a lot of signatures when you got your 182 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,840 maiden victory at 2022, at Sao Paulo? 183 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,960 Ooh! Respect! Is that true? 184 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,960 A lot of signatures, a lot of signatures. 185 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,720 You know your stuff, you know your stuff. 186 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,520 When you won the European Go-Karting Championship in 2012, 187 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:36,400 was that always gonna be... Oh! Here he goes! 188 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,960 ..was this always gonna be the dream? 189 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,640 Was this always part of the grand plan? 190 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:42,799 Oh, absolutely. That was part of the grand plan. Yeah, definitely. 191 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,440 Definitely. I think� Oh, that's got you a bit there. 192 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,800 You're a bit taken aback by that. 193 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,160 Absolutely. That's just bringing back all the memories. 194 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,920 What is it like� Have you� Have you� Is it� 195 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,320 Have you got used to being on tour the whole year, you know, 196 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,720 being on the road for such a long time? Is it something- 197 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,000 It's think it's, like� You're, sort of, in the zone, 198 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:01,080 you're, sort of, traveling, you're trying to perform on a high level. 199 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,680 And I have to pinch myself sometimes and think, you know, 200 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,600 'I'm an F1 driver, doing what I love.' 201 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:06,840 Yeah, it's amazing, at 25. 202 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,000 Romesh is interested in getting into Formula 1 so he'll travel less. 203 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,480 Right. To travel less?I do a lot of travel shows and stuff. 204 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,800 Oh, OK.Oh, so you're not aware of his work? OK, that's... 205 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,120 Why would he be? ..awkward. 206 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,800 I mean, all of this is a far cry from Wisbech Grammar School though, 207 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,160 isn't it, you know what I mean? Wis-beach Grammar School. 208 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,360 Close. Close. Pronunciation. Gutted! 209 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,480 Almost, almost. 210 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:28,520 What's that? That's my brace from when I was a kid. 211 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,520 Bit of banter. Do a message to Nicole. 212 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:32,200 To Nicole. What you thanking her for? 213 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,640 Nicole has been working for the team for 25 years. 214 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,840 You knew that off the bat. 215 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,040 You're not getting fed that in an earpiece, are you? 216 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,720 This guy's good.Alright, hang on, wait, let me just write�Sorry. 217 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,400 'Thanks for everything, all the best.' 218 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:47,160 Really good. Really heartfelt. 'All the best.' Alright. 219 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,920 Really personal, that one. 220 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,480 And this is convenient for the old suitcase going back as well. 221 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,000 Thank you. Yeah, alright, alright. 222 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,480 I don't really know how you're getting that through customs. 223 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,760 She's gotta get that back to London. Alright, alright. 224 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,840 Are you guys around all weekend, or what's�?Yeah. 225 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,760 What we having, where we going? We going out Sunday?You going out? 226 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,440 Where do you go in Monaco, after the race? 227 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,880 Or do you go immediately home? Ooh. 228 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:08,760 I mean, it's Monaco, you've kind of gotta have a little- little dinner, 229 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,520 depends how the day goes. 230 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,800 You're going out to celebrate or commiserate. 231 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,400 So, it depends on the race, really? Celebrate or commiserate. 232 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,840 So, you're definitely going out. You go out regardless. OK. 233 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,360 George, stick your number in there, mate. 234 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,080 Let's not just pretend this is an on-air thing. 235 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,680 Just put your number in there, George. 236 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,680 We'll sort it, we'll sort it. Oh, wow, OK. 237 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,560 Rob, that was so� That was so thirsty. 238 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,040 Was it?Can we get Rob some water? He's proper thirsty. 239 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,600 There was a lot to sign. 240 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,400 What does that mean? Oh, Lewis Hamilton and George Russell. 241 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,800 I didn't know if you was making it out to LandH and G 242 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,320 We were getting through it, 243 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,680 and pretty much anything was getting a signature. 244 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,000 Even visors. 245 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,680 Anti-tooth. Anti-tooth. 246 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,920 Good technology, eh? 247 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,960 When I go swimming, it's a nightmare. 248 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,440 Take the visor with you. Wear that. 249 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,040 I'd love to see you swimming in that. 250 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,920 I'd like to do a few lengths in that.Robo Twat. 251 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,840 Then I go, 'George Russell, that.' Take it off. 252 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,480 But with the table looking clearer, there was one last thing 253 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,400 I wanted to pick George's brain about. 254 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,960 'Cause I can't drive a manual. Alright. 255 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,440 He's been teaching me. 256 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,920 Had a little bit of an accident, but confidence is slowly creeping up. 257 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,720 Yeah, alright. I've got a driving test. 258 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,400 A driving� Do you not have a licence then? 259 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,520 Only for automatic. He does for automatic.Oh, wow. 260 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:18,160 Alright. Do you feel� Think less of me now? 261 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,720 No, not at all. I mean, I failed my first driving test. 262 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,480 Did you? I did, I did. 263 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:27,560 I got zero minors, and one major. OK. 264 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,560 Which I thought was a bit� I think the teacher had it against me. 265 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,680 Yeah.She knew that I was a racing driver and wasn't happy. 266 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,880 What advice would you give me, just to, sort of, 267 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,800 remain calm in the driving test? 268 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:42,040 Compose yourself, breathe, relax. Cool. 269 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,720 You know, when I'm racing and it's getting a bit tense out there, 270 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,800 you just� going down the straights, give a little breathe. 271 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,040 Don't be afraid to fail. 272 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,920 Don't be afraid to fail your driving test.No. 273 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,800 We're not afraid of- Although how old are you? 274 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,000 About 37. 275 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,680 Yeah, right, I mean, you need to get on with it.Yeah. 276 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,040 Anyway, it's been a pleasure, I think. 277 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,600 Thank you very much. I appreciate it. 278 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,800 Cheers, George. Thanks, mate. Thank you so much. 279 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,440 When you're putting the list together, guestlist or whatever, 280 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,800 just please�Oh, yeah, yeah, 281 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,600 so shall I grab your number from someone else then?Yeah, yeah, yeah. 282 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,720 Or DM on Insta? We'll sort that out, we'll sort it. 283 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,520 Well, we'll see you. See you when we see you. 284 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,360 We're going, you've still got stuff to sign. 285 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,840 Yeah, alright.See you later. George, don't think you can go. 286 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,720 Oh yeah, do you wanna do these on the way, mate? 287 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,800 I thought you guys were helping me. No, we're busy. 288 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,760 Oh, that's� You're done now? We've got stuff on. 289 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,440 We'll see you at the afterparty, yeah? 290 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,440 He knows what I'm talking about. That was awful. 291 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,080 Alright, see you George, love you, man. 292 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,080 See you, see you in a couple of nights, yeah? 293 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,960 Mental. Mental. 294 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,720 Rob and I are in Monaco, working with Mercedes. 295 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,520 We're really excited to be part of the team. 296 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,320 I hope you are not letting us down. 297 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,200 Our boss Toto Wolff was expecting big things, 298 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,200 but we weren't delivering. 299 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,760 I don't think we can put him in the crew, can we?No. 300 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,440 Away from the F1 circuit, though, 301 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:04,400 I'd got bragging rights by beating former world champion, Damon Hill. 302 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,640 (CHEERS) Yes, baby! 303 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,120 (CHEERS) Yes, baby! 304 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,080 Today was race day in Monaco, 305 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,480 and we'd be finding out our final job trial from Toto. 306 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,800 But first, we had to get to the race, 307 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,320 and we were gonna do it Monaco style. 308 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,400 This is it, innit? Cracked it, Rom. 309 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,480 I don't even care what the Formula 1's like.No. 310 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:41,280 This is so lovely that you could be driving me to watch Lewis Hamilton 311 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,680 shag Lou and I'd still be happy, at the end of the day. 312 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,120 Yeah, me too. I'd be absolutely delighted. 313 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,200 What do you think of my Monaco drip? Do you know what? I love it. 314 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,800 Thought I'd go a bit Monaco-y. You've gone Vietnam. 315 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,240 I think it's a cool jacket. 316 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,960 I'm just saying it's gonna be really hot and sunny, 317 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,800 you've gone for quite a dark outfit. 318 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,200 Yeah, I get it, that would be a problem for someone like you. 319 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,600 Fortunately, I don't feel any temperature changes at all. 320 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,920 Yeah, 'cause I can actually smell my skin cooking at the moment. 321 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,280 Who'd burn first out of me and you, do you reckon? 322 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:16,000 Er... I think you would burn first out here. 323 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,360 Have you got cream on? I've put 50 on, twice. 324 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,040 I've put a little bit of margarine on. 325 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,040 I couldn't find anything else. But I feel pretty good. 326 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,480 Do you know what? I feel really fuckable right now. 327 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,080 Yeah. I feel sexy. 328 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,400 Imagine if you looked how you felt. Incredible. 329 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,040 I'd be dangerous. 330 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,720 If I looked how I felt, the world's in trouble. 331 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,920 I feel so sexy. Unfortunately, I still look like this. 332 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,400 Unfortunately, this is it, but I feel great. 333 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,480 As long as there's no mirrors in Monaco, I'm ready to go. 334 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,720 We're getting a boat in to the grand prix.Yep. 335 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,600 We're watching the grand prix with Mercedes. Doesn't get much better. 336 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,360 Do you think you are, or are gonna be, an F1 convert? 337 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,560 Look, I never wanna change a tyre again in my life. 338 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,640 Me neither. Absolutely not. 339 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,920 But I'm quite happy to watch the Formula 1, 340 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,640 maybe bump into some famous people. 341 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,040 We could get a movie out of this. 342 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,480 Bump into Tom Cruise, he says, 'Oh my god, those guys have got 343 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:10,800 an incredible dynamic.' Yeah. 344 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,000 'Look at the way they're interacting with each other. 345 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,960 Guys, have you ever wanted to be in an action film 346 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,400 where I'm doing the action and you two are the bumbling twats 347 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,600 that are helping me out? I think you could be perfect.' 348 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:20,880 If Tom Cruise got you in a film, 349 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,720 you're immediately the IT guy in the office. 350 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,320 (INDIAN ACCENT) 'Well, Agent Harris, 351 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,080 I think if you make your way to that vent, 352 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,080 you might be able to solve this. 353 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,360 No, you've got 20 seconds. Move, move, move!' 354 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,280 And I'm sat next to you eating a doughnut. 355 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,600 'You've got eight people at your six o'clock. I can see them now.' 356 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,320 'It'll be alright, Tom.' 357 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,160 You're the explosives expert. Bit of a maverick.Yeah. 358 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,480 'Don't worry, just lick the sugar off my fingers, 359 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,400 I'll just sort the bomb out.' 360 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,520 'I don't know why you work with this crazy bastard.' 361 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,480 'I'm the best in the game, son!' 362 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,240 And even if we didn't land a Hollywood movie today, 363 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,720 it was still a once-in-a-lifetime experience. 364 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,120 It's amazing. I'm buzzing. 365 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,040 When I was younger, I used to squeeze my nipples 366 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,000 when I was excited. I'd go like that. 367 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,000 That is disgusting. From what age? It was like a sort of tic, I think. 368 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,040 From what age? 369 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,400 From when I could walk, up until about 14. 370 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,960 I find that horrifying. 371 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,040 But then once I got pubes, it stopped. 372 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,720 Yeah. What was that, 21, 22? Yeah. 373 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,760 But I'd go� like, just to get the energy out of me. 374 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,600 Sort of, lactating- Yeah, pump my own tits. 375 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,520 But I've, sort of, calmed down a bit now. 376 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,600 I think having kids, it tires you out. 377 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,240 (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) 378 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,640 'Cause I used to have to scream into pillows. 379 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,520 Did you ever do that? I'll stop talking. 380 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,840 Can't wait, though.Sorry, that is� That's a horrific story. 381 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,800 Did you not� Did you have to scream into pillows? 382 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,760 Did I ever scream into pillows? Yeah, I did once. 383 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,120 I spent six months in prison. 384 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,600 Have you never screamed into pillows to get rid of energy?No. 385 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,640 I'd have to do it every morning and every night growing up. 386 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,000 Is that not OK? 387 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,960 I don't think it's something you should've said 388 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 for the first time here. But I don't do it anymore. 389 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,520 That's cool. Well done. I wank a lot. 390 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,560 Do you ever wank while screaming into a pillow?Nah. 391 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,960 Nah, absolutely not. That's weird. 392 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,920 Anyway, Lewis Hamilton for the win. Do you� Nah, he won't win, will he? 393 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,160 I'm just saying, camera's on, I think he's gonna win. 394 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,560 I'll tell you who's probably gonna win, whoever came first 395 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:08,920 in qualifying.Yeah. 396 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,400 Yesterday's qualifying race had seen Red Bull's Max Verstappen 397 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,599 secure pole position on the grid, 398 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,839 with Lewis starting in fifth place, and George in eighth. 399 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:21,880 They were arriving knowing they had a lot of work to do 400 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,720 to make up positions on the tight street circuit of Monaco. 401 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:28,359 So, as the Mercedes team made their final preparations, 402 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,600 we were just soaking up the atmosphere. 403 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,200 I am actually feeling� Look at that. 404 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,880 It's just glamour everywhere, isn't it? 405 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,920 Oh, it's Verratti, the footballer. 406 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,800 I wonder if we'll see any older men with younger women. 407 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,600 (LOUD ENGINE WORKS) 408 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,680 What you looking forward to most? I guess it's just, like� 409 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,880 (WORKS STOPS) Oh, that's better. 410 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,160 (ENGINE ROARS LOUDLY) Fucking hell! 411 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,120 Just the, sort of, atmosphere. 412 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,960 I just think it's, like, three hours of this, mate. 413 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,200 I feel like I'm gonna come back with shell shock. 414 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,600 I think we've gotta scramble. We're going into combat. 415 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,320 (IMITATES AIR RAID SIREN) Let's go, go, go! 416 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,120 I touch my hair when I'm anxious. 417 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,000 (TORQUE GUN BLASTS) 418 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,400 Straight after when I said I got anxious! 419 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,960 This is not good for my heart! Fucking� 420 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,480 (TORQUE GUN BLASTS) Jesus Christ! 421 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,480 The Mercedes here. Good luck, guys. 422 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,320 Good luck, boys. Good luck, boys. 423 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,520 Good luck, boys. 424 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,920 Good luck, guys. Good luck, lads. 425 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,680 They were really buzzing. I think that's given 'em a bit of a lift. 426 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,080 Yeah, I think that's lifted 'em right up. Oh, Russell's there. 427 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,800 Yes, George. 428 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,280 You got this. See you tonight, man. 429 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,520 Call me, yeah? 430 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,400 Call me, yeah? Nice one. He waved back. 431 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,040 Friends of the drivers, we are. 432 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,560 That's given us a load of credit here on this strip. 433 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,120 Everyone thinks we're well cool now. 434 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,680 They don't know he's never gonna contact us again and probably 435 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,840 gonna block us on socials. I feel so alive. 436 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,480 What's that? George Russell is waving at� yeah, just a bit, mate. 437 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,400 You know G-Dubs? 'Do you know George Russell?' 438 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,040 He's asking me if I know George Russell. 439 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,000 Oh, 63. Do you know what I call him? G-Dog. 440 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,640 Yeah, he don't like it. Big G. 441 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,680 Hates it, actually. I call him Rusty, actually. 442 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,200 Still call him that. 443 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,520 The countdown for the race had started. 444 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,560 The cars were on the grid with A-listers out in force. 445 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,600 And somehow, even we were getting some attention. 446 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,560 You alright? Can I give you both a microphone? 447 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,640 Yeah, of course.Please do, yeah. Yeah, alright. 448 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,240 We'd been given some microphones, and now we had to look like 449 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,640 we knew what we were talking about on F1TV. 450 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,680 What's it been like? Tell me about your weekend. 451 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,160 How's it going, what you been doing? 452 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,360 Well, we've� We've come into this as, sort of, novices 453 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,520 to the game, haven't we? 454 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,920 Yep, we've been hanging out with Mercedes. Bono, my man. 455 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,560 Spent some time with the� Hello mate, how you doing, you alright? 456 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,240 We're part of the crew now.Spent some time with the Mercedes team. 457 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,560 They are doing that for camera. Off camera, they hate us. 458 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,840 Yeah, we're terrible. 459 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,960 We have failed at every single thing we've been asked to do, haven't we? 460 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,240 Yeah. We did go-karting, and Damon Hill told me, 461 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,920 'Just don't bother.' I was that bad. 462 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,080 We chatted to Lewis and he said, 'Just looking at you, 463 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,960 you could never be a driver,' so that was cool. 464 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,200 It's not been great for our self-esteem, but we just� 465 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,960 But it's good� it's good to put a blowtorch to it and just realise 466 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,840 how low you really are, do you know what I mean? 467 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,880 That's what this week's been great for, you know? 468 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,960 On the plus side, we have just met Spiderman.Yeah. 469 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,400 So... Yeah. So, there you go. 470 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,480 Good guy. I think that's our cue. (ENGINES REV) 471 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,320 The noises, the noises! Come on, man! 472 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,800 Anyway... Thank you. Thank you very much, cheers. 473 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,160 Thank you so much! 474 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,640 See you later! 475 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,200 Cheers. Alright. 476 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,040 Yes. Yeah, yeah. 477 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,960 Oh, Toto. How's it going? 478 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,840 He's good at go-karting? Yeah. We raced with Damon Hill. 479 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,960 I was pretty good actually, I don't mind saying. 480 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,400 Yeah, yeah, I would've done, but I just felt it was a bit 481 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,880 disrespectful, you know. 482 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,240 Yeah. 483 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,240 It was race day in Monaco. 484 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,760 The world was ready to watch the jewel in the F1 crown, 485 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:22,240 but we were still trying to find our place in the Mercedes team. 486 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,560 So far, we'd failed at everything we tried. 487 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,040 You missed it. Did I miss him again? 488 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,360 You missed another one. 489 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,200 Fortunately, when we'd met Lewis Hamilton, 490 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,480 he'd had some other job suggestions. 491 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,040 There's content creation. We could do marketing. 492 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,040 Marketing. Marketing. TikTok. Do a TikTok. 493 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,800 Yeah. I could do TikTok. 494 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,840 So, Toto Wolff had decided to play to our strengths. 495 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,840 We'd become content creators for the day. 496 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,760 Our goal was to make a video of the race for Mercedes social media. 497 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,680 We'd been given VIP access to the pit area, 498 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,240 and a 360-degree GoPro camera to film with. 499 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,880 Here we go. We look like YouTubers. I know. 500 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,040 This is, like, my worst nightmare, to be honest with you. 501 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:10,760 God. Hello. This is my twat stick. (LAUGHTER) 502 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,960 The race was about to start. 503 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,400 Mercedes had given us an amazing location to watch from, 504 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,080 directly above the pit stop, 505 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,560 so we'd get great footage of Lewis and George when they came in. 506 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,520 (ENGINES REV) (LIGHTS BEEP) 507 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,200 It's lights out, away we go, Alonso I think got a better start. 508 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,560 He cuts off Esteban Ocon. 509 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,480 Verstappen though, will get into Sainte-Devote in the lead. 510 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,120 The race was underway, 511 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,960 but because we were watching from a few kilometres down 512 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,800 the winding street circuit, for us, things hadn't really got going yet. 513 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,720 (DISTANT ENGINES) 514 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,400 So, Rob, how are you finding it so far? 515 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,840 It's very hard to know what's going on.Yeah. 516 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,320 A couple of minutes later, though, we got a slice of the action. 517 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,640 Good stuff. Wow. 518 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,600 We'd seen the cars, but because this was our first live race, 519 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,840 we were relying on the TV behind us... 520 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,080 What's happening? ..to stay up to date. 521 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,320 Ooh, pushing and going for the move there, 522 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,160 and there's damage to that front wing. 523 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,480 But apart from Carlos Sainz's collision, 524 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,320 there'd been no major surprises. 525 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,680 27 laps out of 78, 526 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,960 and the top ten are exactly the same.No change. 527 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,160 So far, we hadn't caught any close-up race action 528 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,680 on our camera until... 529 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,880 Mercedes I think are gonna bring in Lewis Hamilton. 530 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,680 ..Hamilton was about to pit stop for the first time. 531 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,920 This was our chance to film something decent. 532 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,000 Trouble was, Rom hadn't figured out how the camera worked. 533 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,360 They're coming in, look. Rom, put it� aim it down. 534 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,480 What, like that? 535 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,000 I dunno. Just don't drop it. 536 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:56,520 I hadn't realised, but I'd switched off the 360-degree filming mode, 537 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,880 so I was filming in the wrong direction. 538 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:04,360 Well done, lads. Great work, boys. Look at 'em. 539 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,840 Carlos smashed it. 540 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,840 That's our team members right there. Absolutely smashing it. 541 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,440 Put that round your wrist. No, put it round your wrist. 542 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,440 It's stressing me out. 543 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,040 I hadn't managed to capture any of Lewis's pit, 544 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,360 but I wasn't the only one getting things wrong. 545 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,280 Oh, the red ones. 546 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,560 Ferrari? Yeah. 547 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,440 The red ones are coming in. Ferrari have had to call him in. 548 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,920 And there's a new set of tyres. 549 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,120 He'll be very happy to get rid of the old ones. 550 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,960 We were over halfway through the race 551 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,040 and Rom was still struggling with the camera. 552 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,760 A very exciting sit� Oh. Doesn't matter. It's 360. 553 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,440 No, but it's the other way we're supposed to be doing it, innit? 554 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,400 No. It's 360 anyway. I thought it was the other way. 555 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,440 We'd heard some big news from the Mercedes pit team. 556 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,200 There's rain. Reports of rain. 557 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,080 The forecast wasn't looking good, and if the track got wet, 558 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,280 the race could be turned on its head. 559 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,480 Very nervy times for all the drivers on the track. 560 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,120 And when the rain arrived, 561 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,560 it didn't take long for things to start going wrong. 562 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,080 And there's a yellow flag, and it's for Sainz! 563 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,160 First, Carlos Sainz spun off. 564 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,200 But then Russell got into some trouble too. 565 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,040 George Russell's got a penalty. 566 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,680 Oh! 567 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,360 George had locked up and slid off, receiving a five-second penalty 568 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,760 when he rejoined the race. 569 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,800 This is absolute carnage. 570 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,880 Oh, this is exciting, this is actually exciting. 571 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,840 This is really exciting. I'm really excited. 572 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,120 The rain was causing chaos. 573 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,680 But despite the madness, Lewis and George had taken advantage. 574 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,440 Carlos Sainz has lost out, after going off the track, 575 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,840 with both Ferraris losing out to the two Mercedes. 576 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,000 Hamilton fourth, Russell fifth. 577 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,760 The rain had made tyre selection critical, 578 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,720 and Lewis and George had already pitted, 579 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,080 to fit tyres better suited for the wet track. 580 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:02,320 The Mercedes team had made the right call, and it had paid off for them. 581 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,800 But nothing was paying off for us. 582 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:09,040 I'd had another camera disaster and switched it to timelapse mode. 583 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,240 The footage for the rest of the race was unusable, 584 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,720 and there was no chance of making a video for Mercedes 585 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,560 based on what we'd filmed. 586 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,640 We'd let Toto down, we'd let Lewis down, 587 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,240 but we'd enjoyed the race, 588 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,240 and even though Red Bull emerged victorious... 589 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,520 Max Verstappen wins the Monaco Grand Prix! 590 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,720 ..Lewis came home in fourth, and George finished fifth. 591 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,920 Hamilton ahead of Russell. 592 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,120 Both big improvements on where they'd come in qualifying. 593 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,040 So, what did you think? 594 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,240 I didn't realise how much I love rain.Yeah. 595 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,920 'Cause when that rain hit, it went into, 596 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,800 here we go, pandemonium. Yeah. 597 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,360 If it rains and they have to change some tyres, 598 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,760 that's right up your street. 599 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,560 Do you know what? I'm a fair weather fan. 600 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,880 No, you're a bad weather fan. 601 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,240 Yeah, but you know what I mean. I'd love a snow one. 602 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,600 Mate, unbelievable. Ooh, imagine that on ice. 603 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,240 Yeah. Get the ice tyres out. 604 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,520 Do you know what I want? 605 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,200 I wanna sit down, have a nice bit of dinner and a glass of wine 606 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,080 with Damon Hill. Me too. 607 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,480 Unfortunately, he's not responding to any of my messages, 608 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,000 but let's give it a go. Sure, OK. 609 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,720 Our time with Mercedes was coming to an end, 610 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,360 so all we had left to do was meet the boss man Toto Wolff 611 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,880 to try and convince him we hadn't been a complete waste of space. 612 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,640 Toto, that was amazing. Thank you so much for letting us go- 613 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,680 Absolutely incredible. Thank you. Is it pit-side, above the pit? 614 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,560 Where do you call it, where we were? Pit top. 615 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,720 Pit top? No, I've never heard this word. 616 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,000 OK, fair enough. Thank you for your honesty. 617 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,640 In the pits. So, good result for Mercedes? 618 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,200 We started fifth and eighth, and we finished fourth and fifth, 619 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,880 so that is a good improvement. 620 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,920 I'm trying to put my finger on what may have been the difference 621 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,560 for this race, and I� You know, it's an argument that it's 622 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,840 the car and the improvements. 623 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,520 There's another argument that the other difference the Mercedes 624 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,800 team have had is� is� The other variables. 625 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,640 The other variable involved in this. 626 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,960 'Cause actually it was quite, it was quite a pit-driven� 627 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,640 'Cause of the rain and the tyres seemed to be a real� 628 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,080 And I don't know if you saw, during the grid walk we were going 629 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,920 around chatting to the guys and just saying � 630 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,560 So, what would have made the difference?Just a general, kind of� 631 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,680 You've gotta think, there's a new thing happening in Mercedes, 632 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,400 than maybe that's what's� Did we do it?Yeah. 633 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,400 And what was that? Well, us.Us. 634 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,800 Yeah. Ah. 635 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,080 Do you not think? Do you think there's an argument? 636 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,440 You've been there. Right. 637 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,320 Yeah, we were there, you can't� We were there. 638 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,440 Yeah, I think you had an emotional contribution. 639 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,960 That's what I mean, yeah, thank you. 640 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,440 So, it's good, you emotionally, basically, you supported. 641 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,560 That's what I do, I don't do any other job than emotionally support. 642 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,280 But what I was thinking was, 'cause, like, all of the jobs that 643 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,040 your guys have given us we've been awful at, 644 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,520 but what we've done is we've made our own lane. 645 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,920 And that is... Team spirit. 646 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,040 ..Mercedes emotional support and team spirit. 647 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,040 And that's� You must not underestimate that. 648 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,240 The engineers will always say it isn't engineering. 649 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,960 You can have engineers for the car, 650 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,360 but do you have engineers for here and here? 651 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,400 You know. 652 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,640 That's� You know, sometimes the geeks, they lack that. 653 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,640 You can't measure it. No, exactly! 654 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,280 And also, I wanna thank you as well, not just for welcoming us, 655 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,760 but also my wife has agreed that I can dye my beard when I get home, 656 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,360 so�But what do you do about the top thing? It's also grey. 657 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,240 It's the bottom thing he needs to worry about. 658 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,000 When it starts coming in there, it's just over.It's game over. 659 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,800 That's the worst. You can't dye your pubes. 660 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,240 Then you look proper old. 661 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,960 You start to look like Gandalf down there. 662 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,360 To be fair, it's not stopping the people on the boats, is it? 663 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,720 And then it's also which part is longer than the other one. 664 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,120 Yeah, exactly. That's a big� Yeah, that's a big problem. 665 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,560 Creeps ahead of the top bit. 666 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,920 I think there's surgery. You can� they lift that. 667 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,280 Really? Is it? Yeah.Right. 668 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,000 Well, I think just a lift, a tuck, and a little bit of dye, 669 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,080 and I'll be ready for my wife to find me-Dye? 670 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,080 Yeah, down there, yeah. Dye, also black dye? 671 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,200 Well, I don't want it to look like an old wizard, 672 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,360 do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, that's not good. 673 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,640 (MOUTHS) Shave. Oh yeah, that's a good idea. 674 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,760 (LAUGHTER) 675 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,640 Exactly, we're just� we're bringing great energy to the team. 676 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,480 Yeah.This is the kind of stuff we were chatting with the lads. 677 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,120 We won't talk about yours, but� 678 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,960 Mine's horrible. It's all, sort of, blonde-y. 679 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,360 (GASPS) Too much information, I'm gonna think about that. 680 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,200 It looks like a thatched roof with a cottage. 681 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,480 Toto, thank you so much. It's been an absolute honour. 682 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,560 Yeah, it's been an honour. It was great having you, 683 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,600 and always come back, and hopefully we'll see you in the future. 684 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,640 So, we're part of the team and we're welcome back? 685 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,080 Maybe we won't make you touch anything in the future, 686 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:21,200 but your sheer spiritual presence is gonna make a difference. 687 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,880 Well, listen, we look forward to being your spiritual advisors, 688 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,120 so thank you so much. Namaste. 689 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,240 Namaste. Namaste. 690 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,640 Namaste. Namaste. Namaste. 691 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,680 See you around again. Yeah. See you around again. 692 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,240 (LAUGHTER) Cheers man. 693 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,880 A week after our adventure with Mercedes, 694 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:48,640 we'd swapped the glamor of Monaco for British residential roads. 695 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:54,080 It was the day of Rob's driving test, so we'd come to South London, 696 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:58,400 to see if he could upgrade his automatic licence to a manual one. 697 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,080 But as his driving instructor, 698 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,680 I was having to do some serious soul searching 699 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,560 about how ready he actually was. 700 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,600 I haven't really prepared him properly. 701 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,880 Of the three times that I've been out with him, he's crashed once, 702 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,640 so he's gonna fail. 703 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,200 I mean, I have no doubts about that, he is gonna fail. 704 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,720 I was gonna keep my opinion to myself though, 705 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,600 because at this stage, the truth wouldn't benefit anyone. 706 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,680 Can I say something to you, Rom? I'd love you to. 707 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,920 I feel underprepared. 708 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,760 And I don't know if it's me doubting myself 709 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,400 or if I haven't had enough of an education. 710 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,960 Well, what I would say in response to that, it's not about quantity, 711 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,200 it's about quality. 712 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,240 And what we've done is we've put you in the most difficult 713 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,400 circumstances possible. 714 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,320 In situations that would never come up. 715 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,720 No, because they're far more difficult than anything that 716 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,080 would ever come up in a test. 717 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,320 No, no, no, that's not forward, brake, brake, brake! 718 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,720 There we go. Oh, fuck my� 719 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,920 Loads of room, you loser. You got this. 720 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,800 Stop, stop, stop, stop! (CRUNCH) 721 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,040 Any last bits of advice? 722 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,240 Yeah. Remember what George Russell said. 723 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,560 What did he say?Compose yourself, breathe, stay calm. 724 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,840 I don't think he said that, I'm adding that.Yeah, OK. 725 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,200 Don't be afraid to fail. 726 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,360 But obviously be incredibly afraid to fail. I don't� 727 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,600 But at the moment, all I've done is crash a car 728 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,200 and burn the clutch out of another one. 729 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,600 Yeah, exactly, so we've had worse-case scenarios.Right. 730 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,520 It can only be better than that. Sure. 731 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:14,960 Do you know what I mean? OK. 732 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 I actually feel incredibly confident. 733 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,360 Right. 734 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,720 I� Yeah, I don't, but maybe, like you say, you know what you're 735 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,400 talking about, I'm just getting in my own head, aren't I? 736 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,480 Yeah. 737 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,840 Rom's pep talk hadn't helped a bit, 738 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,920 but with my examiner ready and waiting, 739 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,760 I just had to hope for the best. 740 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,000 Hello. Hello. 741 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,160 I'm Rob, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Bogdan. 742 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,640 Hello Bogdan. This is my friend Romesh.Hello, how you doing? 743 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,240 He's here for some moral support. Well, I'm the instructor, so� 744 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,800 Well, he's been training me, yeah. Shall we get your car? 745 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,680 Yeah, OK. After you, Bogdan. 746 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,560 Good luck, mate. You've got this. 747 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,160 Don't be afraid to fail, but don't fail. 748 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,760 Now that I've sent my first student off to his test, 749 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,720 this is the part where I, sort of, review some of my methods. 750 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,920 The two areas that we need development on 751 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,120 at Romesh's fast pass school is theory and practical. 752 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,200 But I think our demeanour's been great, 753 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,360 and I think we've been encouraging in the face of a complete absence 754 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,080 of evidence that he's gonna be alright. 755 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,400 OK, Robert. If you can tell me please, 756 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,560 how you will check the brakes before you start? 757 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,920 How do I check the brakes? 758 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,200 Push it down a bit? 759 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,120 Or don't do that? 760 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,920 What are you looking for when you press down the brakes? 761 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,160 When I'm still, I've never... needed 'em. 762 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,840 I mean, I don't know the answer. 763 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,520 Shall I just go home now? 764 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,280 Will I be marked down on that? You can have a minor. 765 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,320 So, I've not� I've got one minor? 766 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,760 A minor. How many am I allowed? 767 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,040 15. 15? 768 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,280 Oh, that's fine. Give me another question. 769 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,920 No? OK. Your call. Right. 770 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,840 If Rob gets to the point where he's passed that driving test, 771 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,640 I would be asking some questions about Bogdan. 772 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,520 Because Rob Beckett should not be allowed to drive a manual car 773 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,159 on public roads. He shouldn't really be allowed to do the test. 774 00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:09,199 Indicate. 775 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,679 (CAR JUDDERS) 776 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,280 OK, that's happened. 777 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,639 OK, you're writing down again. That's not idea, is it? 778 00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:23,800 And I'm off. I'm off. Follow the road.OK. 779 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,480 Not gonna lie, it was a bad start, but with plenty of minors 780 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,600 still in my back pocket, I had it all to play for. 781 00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:32,440 Nice and sunny day, isn't it? 782 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,960 Lovely day. Lovely day to pass your test, isn't it? 783 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,120 Definitely. Am I going too fast? 784 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,639 I think you can go faster. Go faster? OK. 785 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,320 Not sure how I feel about that. 786 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,719 (CAR JUDDERS) Right, why is this happening? 787 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,960 It's fifth gear. 788 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,719 It's fifth gear. OK, and down to� not in any. 789 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,760 (CAR JUDDERS) Oh, what's that now? 790 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,360 Go back to second, maybe. 791 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,600 Yeah, that's it. Do you know what? I'll stick� What am I in, first? 792 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,000 No, no, this is third gear. Third? Perfect! 793 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,440 Rob is already highly strung about this whole process. 794 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,520 Once it starts to go tits up, I think he's gonna lose his head. 795 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,480 (CAR HONKING) These people have no patience. 796 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,640 No patience at all. 797 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,000 Fuck off. 798 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,080 Sorry. 799 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,000 There shouldn't be any use of foul language. No road rage. 800 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,120 I weren't raging. Just wanted to let him know what I thought. 801 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,240 Do you ever get road rage, Bogdan? 802 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,840 Ever just kick the door open and just fucking rip someone's 803 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,680 throat out, show 'em who's boss? 804 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,280 Nah, me neither. 805 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,920 Rob will be, sort of, doing a lot of, kind of, chat, small talk, 806 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,760 just to try and, like, get Bogdan into, sort of, feeling like 807 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,520 Rob Beckett's the sort of person he wants to pass the driving test. 808 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,240 This road's gone well. Remember, there's no feedback. 809 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,000 Probably go into another gear in a minute. 810 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,760 (CAR JUDDERS, STOPS) 811 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,880 OK. Let's start again, shall we? 812 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,120 I'm, right, in a bit of a pickle here now. 813 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,240 I've got no idea how to� What to do. 814 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,600 (CAR HONKS) 815 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,800 So, just accelerate a bit, do you reckon? 816 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,440 OK. 817 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,880 (LONG HONK) I don't know what to do. 818 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,760 I don't know how to drive. Leave the clutch to me. 819 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,920 Give the clutch to you? OK. Then what do I do? 820 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,880 Use the gas. Use the gas? OK. 821 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,560 There we go. 822 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,400 Fucking hell, Bogdan, can't we do this the other way round? 823 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,000 I've failed, haven't I? You had to drive. 824 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,560 I had to intervene. 825 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,160 Intervene. Good choice of words, Bogdan. 826 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,080 If you were assessing where Rob is gonna fail 827 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,040 in his manual driving test, it'd be his manual driving. 828 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,120 That is the area in which he is lacking. 829 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,920 End of the road, turn left, or take the next left. 830 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,000 Cool. 831 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,040 Oh, OK, got a bit of trouble here. Oh, kerb. 832 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:12,520 And why's that happening? No, and� OK. 833 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,000 (CAR JUDDERS) I don't know why that's happening. 834 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,880 First. I'm not in first. 835 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:18,760 Whoa. 836 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,080 There we go. 837 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,800 So, you know, manual vehicles don't have to use the brake to move off. 838 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,000 You don't have to use the brake? You don't. 839 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,240 Romesh never told me that. 840 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,000 I could just� Oh, that's a lot easier. 841 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,600 For fuck's sake, Bogdan! Why didn't Romesh tell me that? 842 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,680 Fucking hell! 843 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,600 Shit! Sorry. It's alright. 844 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,400 What I imagine will be happening, most likely, 845 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,560 is that Rob has stalled the car 11 to 20 times, 846 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,640 and has now somehow found a way to blame Bogdan for what's going on. 847 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,280 I've been braking up the whole way round, have you noticed?Yes. 848 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,480 Oh. But why didn't you tell me? 849 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,200 It's like the Magic Circle, this, no one tells anyone. 850 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,000 I'm here to assess your driving. 851 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,920 Oh, right OK. Yeah, bring the authority back into it. 852 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,560 I want you to pull up on the left- 853 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,920 You want me to pull up on the left? OK, fair enough. 854 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,400 I didn't think it was possible, but my driving was getting worse, 855 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,800 and I had a hunch Bogdan was going to put us out of our misery. 856 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,480 So, that's the end of the test. 857 00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,280 I'm sorry to inform you that you have not passed.OK. 858 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,680 You seem to have problems with the gears.Yeah. 859 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,680 Selecting the appropriate gear. Yeah. 860 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,840 So, I think you should stick to automatic. 861 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,240 OK. Do you know what? I think that's a fair point. 862 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,080 Is there anything else that you noticed on the test? 863 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:43,880 Well... that you're quite funny, but this is not a funny business, 864 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,760 you know? It's not a funny business. 865 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,200 Maybe we could come to some sort of, just in this car, 866 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,160 between me and you, come to a little agreement. 867 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,280 Are you offering to bribe? I'm not offering anything. 868 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,240 You know, I'm just, sort of, saying if there was a way� 869 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,040 There's no way. There's no way, OK. Worth a go. 870 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,880 No, but just to be safe. Thanks Bogdan. Lovely to meet you. 871 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,160 Nice to meet you. Do you want me to drive you home? 872 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,720 Definitely not. OK. 873 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,400 Bogdan had been patient, 874 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,920 but I couldn't blame him for calling time on the test. 875 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,040 I'd racked up a long list of minor faults, and worst of all, 876 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,320 two majors. 877 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:20,160 One where he had to intervene, and another for mounting the kerb. 878 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,360 All I wanted to do now was tell Rom where to stick his fast pass school. 879 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,080 It was a complete disaster, I'd say. 880 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,640 He looked actually worried about his safety.OK. 881 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,080 He said actually that your instruction's to blame. 882 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,080 Why?There's no bad students, only bad instructors. 883 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,640 Oh, fuck off, Bogdan. 884 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,440 Apparently, I don't have to put the brake on when there's the clutch. 885 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,400 I never told you that you had to put the brake on 886 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,240 when there's the clutch. Yeah, it was bad. 887 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,040 It wasn't the result I'd wanted for my first ever student, 888 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,680 but I had a sweetener that would hopefully cheer him up. 889 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,720 You love Damon Hill, don't you? Love him. 890 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,520 Just a great guy in the prime of his life, looks great, feels great. 891 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,320 What a guy. Doesn't feel- I mean� No. He smells good though. 892 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,560 Smells good. 893 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,800 Well, I've got great news for you. Go on. 894 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:08,520 Every student at the Romesh fast pass school gets a special treat. 895 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,280 OK, I've got a treat? Show you what the treat is. 896 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,360 What's the treat? 897 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,840 It's like a tub of popcorn, and then you put your hand in it and� 898 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,240 It doesn't matter. I'll show you. No. Love popcorn. 899 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,160 Everybody Wants to Rule the World 900 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,720 Oh, unbelievable! Yes, Damon! Guys. 901 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,720 Good to see you again. How cool do you look? 902 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,840 Reunited and it feels so good. Fancy a spin? 903 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,280 I'm Rose, you're Jack, that's the Titanic. 904 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,320 Who am I in this? The bloke that's getting cheated on? 905 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,160 You're Billy Zane. Yeah, yeah. 906 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,400 907 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,680 (ENGINE REVS) 908 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,400 (GROANS) 909 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,720 (TYRES SQUEAL) 910 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,160 911 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,080 912 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,360 913 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,080 the world...Oh, I don't like that! 914 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,000 It is fast, innit? 915 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,160 We'll see you at the afterparty, yeah? 916 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,000 We'll see you at the afterparty, right. 917 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,600 918 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,880 919 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,280 Monaco. 920 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,080 That was random. 921 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,120 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 922 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,600 923 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,880 924 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:44,040 (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) 925 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,880 where the light won't find you 926 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,320 It's also which part is longer than the other one, you know. 927 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,960 You get old and it starts to� Yeah, that's a big problem. 928 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,960 I'll be right beside you 929 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,520 930 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,640 Oh, that's the edge! 931 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,960 Well, my watch has just told me I'm in the fat burning zone. 932 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,080 933 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,600 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 934 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:20,160 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 935 00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:24,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0